|Being Mrs. Leadready|
|U.S. Air Date||October 7, 2000|
|Directed by||Timothy Björklund|
|Written by||Laura McCreary|
|Previous||A Lick is Still a Kiss|
|Next||Let Sleeping-Over Dogs Lie|
Parent-Teacher Conference day is coming soon, and Scott needs someone to dress up as his mother. After he explains in song how much he misses his birth mother, Leslie arrives and asks Leonard to remind his mom of all the nice things she's done for him before her Parent-Teacher Conference and Leonard agrees to do so. When Leslie leaves, Scott notices that when he's nervous he sounds "feminine" and asks him to impersonate his "mother" the next day.
When Leonard reluctantly decides to do so, Scott arrives, wearing a wig, dress, high-heels and earrings, the same attire Leonard is wearing. When they decide to go into the classroom, Principal Strickler isn't fooled by Leonard's disguise but is fooled by Scott's, and is even attracted to him as Mrs. Leadready. However as always, Tallulah isn't fooled by Scott's disguise at all and goes hissing and scratching near her. In the classroom, Mary Lou invites Mrs. Leadready and Scott for dinner after being tempted by her delicious pot roast, not realizing he will be playing three different people at the same time (himself, Scott, and Mrs. Leadready).
Now aware of his predicament, Spot decides to ask Leonard, Mr. Jolly, and Pretty Boy for help. They all agree, in exchange for sunflower seeds (Pretty Boy), tuna (Mr. Jolly), and simply for Spot's sake (Leonard). After eating a bunch of bacon-scallops and a surprise visit by Strickler, Spot gets a stomach ache from overreating. Leonard tells his mother the Leadreadys went home due to illness. Mary Lou decides to hum a song to Spot and rock him to bed, the very same song that Scott sang earlier in the episode. As this happens, Scott realizes that in a way, Mary Lou is his true mother even if they aren't cut from the same cloth.
|Nathan Lane||Spot Helperman/Scott Leadready II|
|Shaun Fleming||Leonard Helperman|
|Debra Jo Rupp||Mary Lou Helperman|
|Jerry Stiller||Pretty Boy|
|David Ogden Stiers||Mr. Jolly|
|Wallace Shawn||Principal Strickler|
|Mae Whitman||Leslie Dunkling|
- Moral: Anyone can be family.
- Spot would later dress as his Mrs. Leadready (along with the other members of his family) again in the movie.