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I, Ivan Krank
 is a song from Teacher's Pet: The Movie, sung by Ivan Krank as he tells Leonard and Spot about who he is while getting his experiment ready.

The song was performed by Kelsey Grammer as Ivan Krank

LyricsEdit

Krank: I was born with a brain,

That could not be contained

So they tourchered and teased me,

And called me insane

It was bad, very bad,

Even mom called me mad!

Any child would go wild from the pain!



Crazed with rage and defiance,

I turned my cerebrum to science

I tinkered and toiled,

Till my beakers all boiled,

And I built this amazing appliance!



Now the whole world will see the genius in me,

For I stand on the shoulders of giants!



Ha, ha, ha!

I am I, Ivan Krank

Just a man way ahead of his time

Allow me to be frank;

I'm much hipper than old Dr. Frankenstein

I am I, Ivan Krank,

And you may call me wacko or weird

But you'll have me to thank,

With this pup that you've reared

No longer wet-nosed, waggy-tailed or dog-eared,

He'll be human, like you, man, the world will all cheer

For the genius, which is I, Ivan Krank!

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