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Disney's Teacher's Pet Intro V00:56

Disney's Teacher's Pet Intro V.1-1358462397

TV Version

Teachers Pet The Movie DVD- Intro02:05

Teachers Pet The Movie DVD- Intro

Movie Version

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I Wanna Be a Boy is the intro of Teacher's Pet and the opening song of Teacher's Pet: The Movie.

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Singer: Born on the wrong end of the leash,

He was a dreamer

Chorus: And a little schemer

Pretty Boy: (Spoken) A dirty mutt living a dog's life

Singer: But when he'd hear the bell for school

Chorus: He'd start to drool

One day he said,

Spot Helperman: (Spoken) I'll take a chance!

Chorus: Trades his leash for a pair of pants

Singer: In the classroom becomes his favorite pass time

Spot: I've buried a bone for the last time!

Singer (spoken): He said,

Spot: I wanna be a boy!

Kids: He's so over just being rover

Spot: I gotta be a boy!

Chorus: This teacher's pet's gonna be a boy!

Singer: Turns out he's a regular Einstein,

And Leonard is treading the fine line

Leonard Helperman: (Spoken) Why can't I be a normal kid like any other?

Mary-Lou Helperman: (Spoken) Now, doodlebug, listen to mother!

Spot: I wanna be a boy!

Chorus: Lost his collar, now he's a scholar!

Spot: I gotta be a boy!

Pretty Boy: (Spoken) Oy!

Chorus: This power pup's gonna be a boy!

Spot: I do not wish to be a dog

Chorus: Now this Shnauzer's ready for trousers!

Spot: I gotta be a boy!

Pretty Boy: (Spoken) You're pathetic!

Chorus: His nose is wet, but you can bet, this teacher's pet is gonna be a boy!

Spot: (Spoken) Yes!

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Movie

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(All talking)

Pretty Boy: Pants?

Spot: Check

Jolly: Shirt?

Spot: Check

Pretty Boy: Tail?

Spot: Tucked

Jolly: Eyebrows?

Spot: Plucked

Pretty Boy: Ears in cap?

Spot: Ooh, a table scrap

Pretty Boy & Jolly: Chow?

Spot: Demolished

Pretty Boy & Jolly: Apple?

Spot: Polished.

World, here I come!

(Song starts)

Spot: Born on the wrong end of the leash,

I was a dreamer

Houses: And a little schemer!

Spot: A simple mutt living the dog's life

But the bell for school would make me drool!

`Til I came up with this clever ploy

Fire Hydrant: Which is to say, dressing like a boy

Dickens and Moe: Now he thinks he can take other pets a peg down

Spot: Hey, I'm a dog who's learned to keep his leg down!  

I got to be a boy!

Cats: He's so over just being rover

Spot: Got to be a boy!

Kids: This teacher's pet thinks that he's a boy!

Squirrel: (Spoken) He's da bomb!

Kids: He's a regular whiz kid

Leonard: (Spoken) Yeah, but--

Spot: Hey, that's how it is, kid.

Leonard: Now that summer's here, you'll be a dog like any other

Spot: Leonard, haven't you always wanted a brother?  

Leonard: Ugh! I wanna have a dog!

Spot: Hey, I'm off the leash now

Girls: He's eating quiche now

Spot: Got to be a boy

Kids: A boy, and nothing but a boy  

Nothing but a boy

Leonard: (Spoken) Don't you think you're stretching?

Spot: Quit your kvetching

Kids: Got to be a boy

Leonard: Spot, you can fake it, but you'll never be a boy!  

Spot: But soft! Could what he says be true?

Is this really just a phase I'm going through?

Leonard: (Spoken) I sure hope so!

Spot: Shall I go back to serving man?

Eat wholesome dinners from a can?

Who needs French and scoring goals?

Come on, let's bark and dig some holes!

(Spoken: What am I, nuts!? Leonard, wake up and smell the kibble!)  

I've got to be a boy!

Leonard: Spot, sit and stay now!

Spot: What did you say now?

Kids: He's gotta be a boy!  

Spot: I've got to be

Leonard: It's not to be

Spot: I long to be

Leonard: You're wrong to be

Spot: It's great to be

Kids: Great trait to be

Pretty Boy and Mr. Jolly: We hate to be

Spot: Can't wait to be

Girl: My mate to be

Leonard: Too late to be

Spot: It's my fate to be a boy!

Kids: A boy!  

Leonard: A dog!

Spot and kids: A boy!

Leonard: A dog!

Spot and kids: A boy!

Leonard: A dog!

Kids: A boy!

Leonard: Dog!

Spot: Boy!

Leonard: Dog!

Spot: Boy!

Leonard: Dog!

Spot: Boy!

Leonard: Dog!

Spot: Boy!

Leonard: Dog

Spot: Boy!

Leonard: Dog!

Spot: Boy!

Spot: (Spoken) Boy!

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